"Charlène, t'es gentille, mais ton Windows 7 et toi... vous sortez!"

"We have something to celebrate tonight!"

"Même Led Zep' n'écrivaient pas des chansons universelles... ils ont laissé ça aux Bee Gees"

"London @ work... The day seems over!"

"C’est Heather Locklear. Elle nous fait signe ! A nous ! Il y a donc un Dieu!!!"

"Attention Wayne... Fais attention à moi ou tu risques de m'perdre..."

"...Lying on ice you will be before the day is over..."

"It's a Trap!!"

"Tout allait bien... Et c'est à peu près à ce moment là que j'ai eu ma traditionnelle idée à la con..."

"Now I know... HTML means: How To Meet the Ladys"

"J.P Johns, D. Grohl, J. Homme live in my office... Ft Me siniging the best I can!"

"Time doesn't matter on my planet... So I'm never in late!"

FOR: 12, DEX:16, CON: 13, INT:14, SAG: 17, CHA:15... ready to lvl up!

"La danse allemande lalaïtou, c'est drôle c'est gai et tralala, pour vous remonter le moral, rien ne vaut la danse allemandeuuuu"

"My kingdom won't fall... 'Got my sword!"

Watching & Smiling...

"She was close, and she held me very tightly, Till I asked awfully politely, please... Can I call you her name?"

Two big boss in my office... Me... and D. Hasseloff singing "looking for freedom"...AGAIN! Credibility -4 for the win!

"Prêt à Papier!!!!"

Can we have "ass spanking" or "grrrr" instead of "poke"?

"Monday @ Feel Good Inc... Gooooooood Morniiiing Tatooooooïne!!"

"Sunday on Tatooïne... This is gooooooood!!!"

"Saturday morning... Or not..."

"In late & unshaved: Friday Rocks!!!!"

@ The Prancing Pony for tonight....

"... He wrote the songs I hoped to write someday... Looks like the Devil's here to stay..."

Kuchiyose camion de déménagement no justsu!! .... *pouiiiff*

"... Now that old buzzard Johnny Walker has gone and ruined all our plans, our best made plans..."

"Evening on Tatooïne with Bro' & friends... Priceless!"

You probably couldn't see for the lights but you were staring straight at me...

"ME" for the Win!!

"Heyyy! 'Got a mouse in my office!!"

"I liked video games before they were cool..."

STOP à la publicité mensongère:
"Wanna Talk during Work Hours? add "XXX" on Gtalk"

"I can take the trouble, I'm 60 feet tall..."

"Mana needed..."

Mondayyyyy oh oh oohhhh frozen mondaaaaay!

"Cool guys don't look at explosions..."

"Goooooood mooooooorning Billy!"

"Day off, new Porsche design @ my feet... Goooood day on Tatooïne!!"

"Slow Wake Up..."

"... Anticipation has a habit to set you up..."

Watching "c'est pas sorcier" in electrical training... Am I 14 again???

"Oh Oui!! Forme moi again!!"

"My couch, Kaamelott on DVD, fresh drink... and me for the win!"

"I wanna make it... I wanna make it wit chuuuuuuuu"

"I wanna make up... I wanna make up wit chuuuuuuuuu"

"Summer still available on Tatooïne! Join Us!"

"Frodo lives... Gandalf rules..."

" 'feels like the Nine Tails is growing in me..."

"The line it is drawn, the curse it is cast, the slow one now will later be fast..."

"If I go crazy then will you still call me Superman?"

Yoda's Wombat: Le plus grand stock de Wombat metalisé en provenance de Tatooïne!! Buy one now!!!

Formation from nowhere...

"WooooooW Monday!!"

"Lithium (Live) on GH5: Perfect on Mic, Guitar & bass... Need a drum....?"

It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls... For the times they are a-changin'

"My Bro' is coming from Coruscant today! Woooow!"

From Tatooïne to work... Best WTF travel ever!

"Come gather 'round people wherever you roam, and admit that the waters around you have grown..."

"If you're not living on Tatooïne... You suck!"

"... No, you can't call me her name..."

"Hello darkness my old friend, I've come to talk with you again..."

"Whatever... I'm working with M. Dylan, Harper, Cobain, Plant & Frusciante @ my office..."

"...the only brew for the brave and true comes from the green dragon!"

"stuck @ work for the night... Yeaaaah!"

"Comment je suis troooooop fort!"

Black flames, black bird, black nails and red eyes...

"No, seriously, D.Grohl is as good as the Animal from The Muppets"

"Auto-kuchiyose from nowhere! yeaaaahh"

"Sick @ home..."

"Almost blind... But fine..."

"I'm a regular man... I'm sick... So I think I'm gonna die!"

"What happens on Tatooïne, stays on Tatooïne"

"Monday... Why can't you be nicer to me!!"

"In bed with Chloé and Kirika... Again!"

Kiba's running in dead leaves, Dylan in my Nano... Life is goooood on my planet!

"Sunday Rocks!"

"Evening with Friends @ Yoda's Bar"

"We are ODST... Office version..."

"Hot coffee, cigarette and heatings on.... My view from the morning..."

"Si c'vendredi tout va bien tape dans tes mains..."

Everything is perfect on Tatooïne!!!

"already walking..."

"In Bed With Chloé and Kirika..."

"Un Jawas, c'est petit, c'est mignon, ça a les yeux qui brillent... Mais bordel! On comprend rien à ce qu'ils disent!"

It seems I'm a local Hero: Bird trapped in my flat: Saved and free!!